in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
TAKING THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
Always see “real women” posts so here’s one for the dudes.
this says so much. I wish there were more posts like this. please.
body positivity and realistic body standards are important for guys too!
Men are constantly reassured that it’s okay to oogle women and harrass them about their looks. Women rarely see sexualized images of men that are made for women.
Guys get eye candy everywhere they go. Their sexual gaze is constantly catered to. Women, at least hetero women, are rarely given the opportunity to have their sexual interest entertained. We’re told that we should be okay with having nothing to look at. That our fantasies don’t matter. That we shouldn’t ever even remotely expect to be able to eyeball a svelte man in public, only behind closed doors and heaven forbid that the man look vulnerable. So we finally get to see images that turn us on and people are like, “Hey, you can’t put that in magazines! that might hurt some little boy’s feelings!”
Men are given alternative physical images to aspire to. Women are not.
While yes, guys should be treated to body positivity too… they already are. Just watch TV or any comedy and count the number of pudgy, out of shape, male leads vs pudgy, out of shape female leads. Or the number of hairy, overweight, older men making block buster movies vs the number of hairy, overweight, older women. Now count how many times that male character has some incredibly smart, sexy wife who does everything for him. And then how many times she’s the butt of the joke when he gets hot for some woman who’s younger and thinner than she is.
Fuck, just look at the responses to women not shaving their legs vs the responses to guys not shaving off their stubble.
Name six movies about a woman above the age of forty who’s love interest is a man that’s younger than she is where the plot doesn’t revolve around her being the butt of a cougar or mom joke. Now name me six where a man over the age of forty’s love interest is a woman who’s significantly younger than he is. Bonus points for action movies where anyone in the movie makes a mention of the age difference.
How many times are male politician or CEO’s body or style of dress put into question? How many times are female’s? Or has everyone forgotten how we flip out when the president’s wife gets a new hair cut? Or how Hillary Clinton had to have a FUCKING MAKE OVER before the news agencies took her seriously? How many times was her daughter raked over the coals for looking like an average teenager?
What’s more, I’ve never heard any of my female friends or my mother and her female friends saying, “Why can’t my 50 year old husband get a six pack like that?” What I USUALLY here is “I wish my husband would get a nice hair cut.” or “I wish he’d wear some nicer clothes that actually fit him.”
But what i hear overhear men saying all time is, “No fat chicks!” or “I wish my wife had bigger boobs.”
I know a woman who’s husband threatened to leave her if she didn’t get a face lift and a boob job- she was so upset that she did it. She felt disgusting every day because she wasn’t a size six and he expected her to be a size six after bearing him four kids. My own uncle said if his wife got overweight that he’d drag her behind a car until she lost weight. These aren’t even “bad guys”! They seem like perfectly nice men when you meet them! But they’re taught from the moment they’re kids that all women need to be a certain body type to be worthy of any attention.
Men are told through our culture’s stories and media that a woman will still love them unconditionally and throw themselves at them if they’re fat, old, balding, or an asshole, while women are told that if they’re pushy, fat, old or wearing out of style clothes that they aren’t even worth mentioning.
Why is it that whenever I see one of these 6 or so paragraph long rants about women’s oppression, it ALWAYS generalizes every single guy into that one category? That category being Satan? Men are not the issue in this whole ‘body shaming’ thing, it’s the fucking media!
The media is what pushes on women that they should look like this, act like this, wear this or even have this mind set when it comes to everyday life. It’s magazines, the internet, advertisement, TV, video games and movies that cause the problem. AND if it isn’t one of those numerous things, it’s the people who women hang out with. Peer pressure is always a factor when it comes to the way you act, no matter who you are.
The whole point that men are able to live without so much as getting a second glance when it comes to attire or looks is completely wrong and very assumptuous. When a man dresses in something that looks like shit, walks around in public and flaunts it, they are judged by EVERYBODY. Even other men! I have overheard men having conversations about how dumb or fat another man looks when there was a small group of attractive women less than 10 feet from where they were standing. Men are viewed with the same amount of judgement from society as women. Plain and simple. It’s just talked about A LOT more when a woman is the target of the judging. This is not to say that judging somebody is the correct thing to do, it’s just what will inadvertently happen, just by stepping out into public. People suck.
To wrap back up to my first point, men aren’t the fucking salt of the earth when it comes to how women are treated, okay? Sure, not even going to lie and say that men don’t hurt women emotionally or physically, because that would be stupid. Not all men are like that! It seems whenever a woman is insulted by the action of a single man, EVERY man is to blame because they are all like that, they are all attracted to boobs and the only thing that keeps them going is the thought of berating and abusing women. I have never once gotten onto this fucking site and saw a rant where it included “Some men are just jerks”, it’s always “Men in general are jerks”.
Also, I don’t remember the last time my father told me that it was okay to harass a woman because of her weight or looks. Not all men are constantly told that it’s okay to do this. IN FUCKING FACT, they are told the EXACT OPPOSITE! From the time they are boys, they are told to ‘treat others as they would like to be treated’. Some take this to heart, and others don’t. The ones who don’t should be the ones getting laid into, not every single walking humanoid with a set between their legs. Granted, there are scum out there who DO do this, however it’s not on the massive scale that would appear to be present.
It’s like that old saying, “1 bad apple spoils the bunch” and men should be given a chance beyond, “Oh, I met a shitty dude before, so now you are shit”, or “A man created an ad that offended my body, and I bet you have the same mindset.
And those stupid terms that are being tossed around like “No fat chicks”, are usually used by jerks who can’t even get any to begin with, so they make themselves feel better by saying stuff like that, by making others feel bad. It’s the verbal equivalent to getting a large truck to make his penis feel bigger.
a collection of some of my favorites: part 2
THE LAST ONE THO
did ANYONE in the production of this film, even the fucking editor of the trailer think “what am i doing. what am i making right now”
i am so confused
My only thoughts on the matter
At first I was like “Why are you guys getting so confused and upset? It’s just Tarzan. Have you not seen Tarzan before?” and then the last minute happened and uh… oh.. okay… I guess yeah.
Did David Cage make this
Words cant even describe.. How far has the movie industry sunk..
It’s different each time!
Thanks for making me feel better!
You seriously improved my day and I owe you so much!
Whoever made this…
I swear to god
I feel so good now wow CLICK IT GUYS!
Anonymous asked: your icon... its beautiful. i must cry from the pure beauty of it.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
how could u not reblog this
If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness
Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…
This is perfect
yes, batman. you’re so right.
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